Hi, I'm Joe. College student. I play League of Legends and video games all the dang ol' time. I also DJ! Spirit Animal: Danny Sexbang. EDM Forever. Don't take me too seriously, friends. I love you all. PLUR.

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k1mkardashian:

by john green

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

touch my pizza and buy me butt

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

hawskill:

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tabloo:

amischiefofmice:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

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grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

oh man, there was also one about a new furnace in the winter~ i think it ran way less though

'NOTHER SCORCHER!

FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL AND THE PLANE IT FLEW IN ON

IT TOOK ALL OF 0.6 SECONDS FOR THE ENTIRE SCRIPT TO LINE ITSELF UP IN MY HEAD AND I RECITED IT FROM SHEER MEMORY

AS KIDS ME AND MY SISTER USED TO MOCKINGLY SNARL THE WORDS OF THIS COMMERCIAL RIGHT BACK AT THE TV EVERY FUCKING TIME IT CAME ON DURING EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK EVER

GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS COMMERCIAL

Ugh… Why do I have some memories of this, but it’s not half as strong as I thought I would…

But ” ‘NOTHER SCORCHER” this comercial is just cheesey as hell.

Ohhhhh

My new @skrillex Recess alien shirt from my Aunt Mar and cousins!! I love it, thank you!!! :D 👽👽👽 #lostboyjoe

toomuchjoel:

and look where this mouse is now

knockoutsapprentice:

"Slow yo ass down optimus!"